Tryst with My SELF ESTEEM???

Well it was just another boring day at work,surfing!! customer queries blah blah blahhh.........and then i came across this very unusual mail,asking me to be a part of some 'SELF ESTEEM' training program??? DUHHH!!!After 20 odd Demo's,rigorous client interactions,multitasking this is what those morons had to offer,Pathetic!!!

So they finally managed to take away the only thing i ever had
'Self Belief'.

Like all zombies!!!(colleagues)early in the morning, I managed to reach this isolated tower expecting nothing but some stupid arab/afro trying to make me realise what a 'LOSER' i am.

Well the only thing good about the training was,i was in the company of some good friends and they were all geared up to mess with this so called lady wisdom.I could see vengeful eyes waiting to pounce,dont blame em, every one of us had our share of reasons.


So the CIRCUS began,we saw a smiling face trying to interact with sad faces.There were a few trying to speak their mind but sounded something else.She passed on a Book with 50 odd pages talking about some 20 golden rules to improve your self esteem.

Wait a minute??? i have seen this before GOTCHAAAAAAAA!!!You tube BABY :P
$200/employee for a You Tube video???Well after this, their self esteem would be in DOLDRUMS :)

So this had to go on for another 8 hours, i had realised staying quiet would make us go ZZZZZZZZZ, so we started yakking crapping and god knows wat???She walked up to me asking me about my positive strength's 'SARCASM' is all i could say then.

But the trainer was good for a change,she spoke & interacted well with our constant feedback's, but she soon realized that none of us really cared what she had to say after a point.

AT 3,we had reached the pinnacle of boredom and with some spies around ,everything around seemed to have reached a standstill.

So after enduring this agony for 8 antagonizing hours,all i could think of is A DRINK!!Guess what???i did manage,well it was fun time finally!!hit so hard without a clue i was flying far away in NO MAN'S LAND.This was my getaway from this insanity, unfortunate times :(

So the next day, i was expected to move around,beam with pride with a smile on my face with my head held high:) are they for real???Could have been better, if i stayed back HOME reading the last few pages of 'MAXIMUM CITY'.

Words of Wisdom:To some it doesn't really matter if u really have something to say,it's just the sound that matters.Never mind !!!